I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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