in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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