I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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