I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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