They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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