i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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