he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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