Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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