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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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