Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
