i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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