I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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