You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
