i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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