you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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