he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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