I CAN MOONWALK!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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