lets start a swedish sibling band together
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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