Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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