hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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