I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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