I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She needs sedatives and a leash
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
