dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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