Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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