So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Randomize
