"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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