did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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