Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
