So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Randomize
