there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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