This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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