I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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