Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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