Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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