I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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