Plan B is the new Plan A
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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