so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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