HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I love you. Go after that dick
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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