my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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