Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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