gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Houston, we have a squirter
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
