But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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