I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
