Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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