Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
