ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
