he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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