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So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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(925): View more from California

Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.

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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.

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(406): View more from Montana

She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies

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