Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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