So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
