Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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