Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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