it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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