Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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