This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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