guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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