D3 body, D1 cock
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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